Woooooooooooo!
1 day ago on April 16th | J | 3,922 notes
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gorgeouswhiteboy:

food-vacuum:

onbrokenwingswefall:

top gear.. full of 13 year olds

why is there a female version of him in the row behind

Thats his male cohost James

1 day ago on April 16th | J | 96,398 notes
overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section. 

Oh look.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

1 day ago on April 15th | J | 52,970 notes
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mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

image

i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

2 days ago on April 15th | J | 83,432 notes

swexan:

libraryshalalala:

50shadesofbellamy:

I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh

And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

someone should totally just stab caesar

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imoverthinkingitagain:

taelus:

the last two frames of this kill me

I will reblog this forever.

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queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:“Lettuce fuck.” 

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

3 days ago on April 14th | J | 314,444 notes
hohdenge-of-nudistobeach:

this is important to me

hohdenge-of-nudistobeach:

this is important to me

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Tagged as: #aryan coconut 
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museisawesome:

*sounds the alarms*

NEW MUSE ALBUM 2015

*breathes into paper bag*

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

*vigorously rips of shirt*

DOM SAID IT

*screams from mountain tops*

THIS IS THE END OF THE TOUR THEY ARE GOING TO START RECORDING THIS SUMMER

*punches dinosaur while riding on falcon*

AHHHHHhhhHhhHhHHHHHHHHH

4 days ago on April 13th | J | 1,124 notes